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1. The reason I lose hope for our world.
2. Someone who steals taxpayers' money in order to get elected.
3. A Texas Republican....need I say more?
Rick Perry is actually taken SERIOUSLY by a large amount of people. I think I want to curl up and die. Or get abducted by aliens.
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Dictator perpetuus of Texas come November 2nd and the future president of the United States with Sarah Failin as his veep.
He won in 2006 with a whopping 39% of the vote.
He rode in on Dubya's coattails.
A vote for Rick Perry is a vote for Bush. Unfortunately, the shit-kickers and suburban retards think Bush was the greatest president ever since Ronald Raygun.
Despite what Perry says, Texas is a de facto sanctuary state that is billions in the hole with a piss-poor education system. We barely escaped from the financial crisis due to the fact that Texas has been immune to economic collapse since the 1800s and Perry had nothing to do with that.
Hitler would have been in office less than Rick Perry if he wins this year.
Remember to vote for Bill White on November 2nd. He may not have the greatest hair, but at least he's not a slimeball bastard.
I am Governor Rick Perry
I'm suave as you can see
Soon I will be president...
Obama power will soon go 'way
I will be fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will pray to God in school.
Texas Uber Alles.
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Sex move when you bust in a chick's mouth without her permission, and then say "oops."
"I totally Rick Perry'd that bitch in the bathroom, and she loved it!"
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A person responsible for creating 40% of americas jobs in the last 5 years.
Absolutly hated by liberals because he does not sit around blaming others and actual does something productive for his state and country.
And will most likely have a fun time making atheist cry when he legalizes muttering the word "god" in school.
99% chance of becoming the next president unless a crazy hippie anti-american assinates him.
Rick: I love my country, and I want to do something that is actually productive , unlike obama that sits around blaming others for issues he made.
Ryan: Wow, you sure are a rick perry.
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When one forgets to say something important and then gets made fun of
Husband: Wow, your the most amazing... uhhh... uhhh...
Wife: ...wife. "Your the most amazing" wife!
Husband: My bad. I just got Rick Perry-ed...
The act of announcing a campaign for the office of President that results in most voters reacting like they've had painful forced anal intercourse.
1st Voter: "Did you see Michelle Bachman's Rick Perry Party the other day"
2nd Voter: "My electoral butt hurts after that announcement"
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a moment of forgetfulness when making an important point in a speech or debate.
I had a Rick Perry moment when trying to list the top 5 choices.
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