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ride the pony

To do a dance in a galloping way with a spank spank move and some air lasso. Often in a circle, but can be stationary.

When Seth did ride the pony, it moved her audience to tears and it was emotional.

The birthday juice was ready but John would not quit riding the pony long enough to serve it.

by Male Kyzer October 20, 2007

39๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


ride the pony

to take 4 shots as fast as possible

John: Do you want to ride the pony tonight?
Alex: Yes! I'm trying to get very drunk!!

by ponyupbitch December 14, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ride the pony

to shoot up heroin recreationally and abusively

Harry: Yo Tyrone, I really gotta ride the pony right now.
Tyrone: Not with that hole in your arm you don't. Shit, we gotta get you to a hospital

by Urpit November 22, 2007

21๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


riding the pony

When one gets screwed over. Or put in a no choice situation. Also may be refered to as "being on the ruff"

Andre: Helder want to chill on the weekend?
Helder: No man i have to go to a stupid ass wedding!!
Andre: No choice! your riding the pony!

by Andre A April 5, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.

Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 23, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ride my pony

I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin' for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off

(CHORUS:)
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it

(CHORUS)

Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh

(CHORUS x2)

If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)

(CHORUS x5)

Ride it

Tanya can ride my pony all nite long

by Captian Commando JR. November 6, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Riding the white pony

Using cocaine.

Did Billy go to the bathroom AGAIN?

Yeah dude, he's totally still riding the white pony.

by Future Primitive 2 February 4, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž