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To snort cocaine. Not to be confused with white dragon.
Bill rode the white dragon again today and now he's passed out and bleeding from the schnoz.
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Adj. Refers to caffeine high, coffee buzz, etc... in a paradical version of "Riding the White Dragon"
'What's with Chelsea? She's all over the place today.'
"She just downed a venti espresso. She's riding the black dragon."
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When a girl is on her period and you have sex any way.
I was with Tina last night and I decided to ride the red dragon, we had a blast.
when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.
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Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!
Did it feel better than vaginal?
To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.
When you take all the drugs you can possibly afford at the same time.
Hey Tim, I'm Riding the Black Dragon later tonight, You in?
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To take Pepto Bismol.
When you eat taco bell and take Pepto Bismol to avoid the inevitable diarrhea, only to be cursed with unbelievable constipation.
"I ate a large Pizza Hut pizza before bed and now I'm riding the pink dragon"
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