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when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)
when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in
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That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.
I shagged her till she passed out braaaahhh. I had the rigor dick last night. She can't walk today.
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Referring to either the act of sex or calculus depending on the circumstance. Sometimes purposefully ambiguous.
Guy 1: I did a lot of rigorous activities over the weekend.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I'm still screwed for the calc midterm.
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n. the tightening of one's butthole when one is shocked or frightened
rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened
"Dude, why'd you break so hard?"
"The light changed faster than I thought."
"Well, it gave me rigor anus."
"So I was watching The Exorcist last night and it gave me the worst rigor anus"
"Whenever she announces a pop-quiz, I go rigor anal"
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Something that is very stiff and hard to move.
It seems Stewie wee wee, has been stricken with rigor mortis.
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The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.
How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.
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use this word to describe your penis when its erect.
my penis has been struck with rigor mortis.
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