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The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Rimes are smart and know how to get something if they want to do it. They have a big heart and put people before them. Rimes always remember birthdays and important dates. It's amazing to have one by your side
Hey look its Rime.
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literally the best püssy big bööty spicy mamas 10k gawk gawk evah. don’t fckin dare to search it in another vocabulary, this is the fücking real meaning
fxck the examples, theres only one and only rime
-ME BETCH PURR
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Like Amazon Prime, but not really (the Great Value version, shoutout Walmart).
Brother: "Hey there!"
Sister: "Hello!"
Brother: *scans a couple barcodes*
Brother: "Do you have Pamazon?"
Sister: "I'm sorry?"
Brother: "Pamazon? Pamazon Rime?"
Sister: "I'm sorry, I can't understand you."
Brother: "Like the thing that Jeff made?"
Sister: "Jeff?"
Brother: "Yes. Actually...are you Jeff?"
Sister: "Pardon??????"
Brother: *shows picture of Jeff Bezos* "Is this you?"
Sister: *extreme confusion*
Brother: "You know the thing you scan to get discounts?"
Sister: "Ohhhhhhhh, you meant Amazon Prime! I'm sorry I didn't understand the first time, I just couldn't hear you."
Brother: "No problem, thank you." 😏
Born August 28, 1982 as Margaret LeAnn Rimes, the singer landed a record deal at age 12 and became a huge hit at 13 1/2 after her debut single, "Blue" was released. After tiring of having to live up to the "little girl who sang 'Blue'" image, she created her own new image with the album "Twisted Angel", which contained small tastes of her country music roots along with pop and rock music. Married actor/dancer/model Dean Sheremet on February 23, 2002.
LeAnn Rimes has an amazing voice.
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a corporate Nashville assembly-line teen product modeled up to appeal to the soccer mom crowd in the fucking PC 90s. She was geared up to have a "wholesome" goody-goody image to appeal to people who don't like their music too challenging. She was declared a teen prodigy when she covered the country classic "Blue". Right after that, several albums consisting of her covering other people's songs were released. She has destroyed good songs like "Purple Rain" by Prince, and predictably sang "Christian" ("You Light Up My Life") and "patriotic" songs (just in time - right after 9/11, imagine that! Cha-ching!). Around 2003 she released a teen crap dance album, it stunk. She records whatever is the heat of the moment. She is a manufactured star, indicative of what's wrong with popular music today.
On Thanksgiving Day 1997, my mom turns on the radio and Leann Rimes is wailing her version of "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers. Everyone in the whole fucking family is impressed and struck with awe at her extreme "talent", everyone, that is, except me.
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when a man ejaculates on the seat of a toilet and or furniture.
james had a nice rime job in school today, the jizz got everywhere even the sink bro!
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