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Rivers Cuomo

-lead singer of what can be classified as "nerdy pop-rock" band Weezer

-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses

Why do I like Rivers? He's hot. And he looks like my boyfriend. And I like nerdy looking guys. And did I say he's hot?

by Lig October 11, 2003

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Rivers Cuomo

One of the hottest men on the planet.

Duh... Does anything else need to be said about this man?!

by Iris October 30, 2003

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Rivers Cuomo

One who is talented and absolutely gorgeous!

Lead singer of the band Weezer.

by Lisa R December 5, 2003

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Rivers Cuomo

Most known as the lead singer a the alternative rock band "Weezer". He is also knows as a middle aged man who is into half-Japanese girls.

man you are SUCH a Rivers Cuomo

by blockofcheese April 5, 2020


rivers cuomo

A music god. The singer of weezer =w=. The nerdiest and coolest of the bunch =D

"Say it ain't so...your drug is a heartbreaker. Say it ain't so...my love is a life taker..." -Say It Ain't So

by *Kiesha* January 31, 2005

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Rivers Cuomo

1. My idol
2. Very cool looking guy who plays a "stickered" strat copy.
3. Skinny

How the hell could Rivers Cuomo be fat when he is a sickly guy that had asthma as a child!?

by Sam Nelson November 9, 2003

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rivers cuomo

Disturbed pop genius. Went downhill post 1996 depressive spiral. Pinkerton = best work. Hopefully will improve music and get back to where he once was.

Rivers Cuomo was an excellent songwriter during the Pinkerton era!

by Stef January 8, 2004

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