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Of all so-called "extreme sports" (activities that about 1/2 the time are undertaken, or claimed to have been undertaken, by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to become interesting), this is probably the trendiest way to give yourself the affectation of ruggedness, danger, physical fitness, etc. Note that most people who express an interest in rock-climbing or purchase incidental gear such as carabiners, have never climbed and never will.
See also: posers, conformity of noncomformity, North Face, bungee jumping.
Inner thought bubble of "extreme sports" Aberzombie, "Dude, all the chicks will be on me if I wear this carabiner on my belt loop and talk about rock climbing! I better buy this magazine so I can look like I know what I'm talking about!"
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One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being bullfighting and auto racing.
He is one rock climbing son-of-a-bitch.
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climbing boys are the hottest of all boys. they are strong, hot, and most of all the nicest boys in the world. because of this everyone wants to date them.
person 1 “did you see that rock climbing boy?“
person 2 “ikr, he’s so hot!”
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Portuguese Rock Climb: when a female crabwalks up to a wall with her head facing the wall and you grab her ankles and you fling her up breaking her neck into a 90 degree angle and then busting a nut in her ear
portuguese rock climbing: i was portugese rock climbing with my daughter yesturday
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when a girl named diana flirts with two boys in her classs, she is signing up for rock climbing club
Diana is signing up for the rock climbing club
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You'll feel it in your gut, desperately escaping your lips. When you see something that's just so rock climbing, you've gotta say it.
*a climber drives to a nearby restaurant to poop instead of going in the woods* "That's so rock climbing"