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Rod Stewart is a Scottish singer
he is old.. but still has some classic songs like Sailing and if you think im sexy
definetly should have retired a while ago
and definetly should be classed as a legend all over the world
always seen with a new girl every week who seem to be way to young for him
in other worlds... a very old legend
rod stewart hits:
Sailing
Forever Young
if you think im sexy
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A very old, decrepid man. He is often shown with women that are way too young for him.... he must pay them a lot. His voice sounds like hell and he ruins a lot of great old songs.
Rod stewart used to be cool when "If ya think i'm sexy" came out. Now he needs to take up knitting and get out of the public eye.
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AN old man who likes to be seen with younger women to deceive people into thinking that he is heterosexual but that is not the truth the truth is that he is gayer than leonardo Davinci.
Rod Stewart likes to suck on rod's rod.
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old ass, should have retired years ago singer who sounds like a cat that someone has set fire to.
Did I step on the cat?
No, Rod Stewart just came on TV.
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When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.
I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.
Man, Rod Stewart is so fucking old he crapped his pants on fucking stage and didn't seem to notice.
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An old twat who'd rather play with his model trainset than fuck supermodels.
"Rod Stewart is a massive wanker"
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