on the roof

getting it on while the guy is on top

"Hey Stacy, that worker was on the roof last night, and boy does he know how to use his tools!"

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Roof

That thing above your head as you sleep that protects you from the weather and flying monkeys. Not to be pronounced "Ruff" because only someone from the south with low levels of education would say something that asinine.

"Hey go up on the ruff", "What the fuck is a ruff you ignorant yankee?".

"I hear Santa on the roof" , "No Santa does not love you".

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Roof

1)A hat for a house
2)A lid for a house

'my house is nice and warm now that it has a new roof'

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Roofed

Roofing, or, 'to roof' is to throw an object onto the roof of a building, usually to get rid of it but at the same time put it somewhere everyone can see it, people also throw other people's stuff onto a roof to get at them, you can also throw a ball onto a sloped roof and try to catch it as it comes back down.
Legend has it this was first done onto the roof of a Tech block facing a school field.

"What am I going to do with this?"
"Roof it."

"Hey *someone* just roofed *something*"

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the roof

The thing that i raised since it was a baby

the roof is leaking again

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Roof

The action where an object is thrown onto a roof of a building

Hahaha! Did you see us roof that dude's pencil case?

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roofed

To be put in jail or prison for a long period of time.

Man we got picked up the other night XXX had three bricks on him. He is gonna get roofed.

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