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rub-off factor

1. The result achieved from dividing the number representing the net volume of semen generated from a masterbatory session by the distance over which it was ejaculated.
2. An element defined as being the extent to which a mental or pornographic fantasy, female companion, or Yiddish curmudgeon is capable of qualitatively enhancing a masterbatory session.

1. The rub-off factor cannot yet be calculated, as the measurement data remains yet to be disclosed to the public.
2. But seriously, a fine Jewish octogenarian with his schnoz and yamaka has a far higher rub-off factor than anything Hugh Hefner can provide.

by Woody Allenette July 24, 2009

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Rubbing off the paint

β€œRubbing off the paint” refers to removing the serial number off of a gun so it cannot be traced back to the owner if there is a criminal investigation.

But I'm that nigga, I won't ever change, rubbing off the paint

by Moe Lester Stonehandle May 30, 2019

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


rub it off

masturbation done for the purpose of getting over lust for someone. The "it" in "rub it off" is the sexual attraction.

The term is similar to brush it off, but is explicitly sexual.

If a hater talks shit to you, you can brush it off and get on with your life. If a bad bitch is stuck in your head, you can't brush it off: You gotta rub it off.

Holy shit! That girl on the airplane was so hot! I can't think knowing a chick that fine exists!

Dude, you're never going to see her again. Rub it off and get on with your life.

by The Supporter rides again July 11, 2011

19πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


rub-off factor

checking the amount of spray on tan that has rub off on your clothes after a spray tan

girl 1: "what are you checking your shirt for?"
girl 2: "just checking my rub-off factor"

by SuziObscura December 28, 2007

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


rub one off

to masturbate quickly until climax. pleasure is not always the primary reason for it.

She left her shoes her? I'm gonna go rub one off in her shoe.

by crazywhores May 2, 2003

171πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


rub one off

1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion

1) "Damn, I got hard and had to rub one off!"
2) "Rub one off, he died today."

by Jack B. Nimble December 17, 2002

67πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Rub me off

What stupid people stay instead of saying he rub me the wrong way.

Bob: Man that guy was weird. He rub me off the wrong way.
Joe: Hahahahaha
Bob: huh?

by nonyafckingbusiness June 25, 2011

17πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž