RULE #2

Your Bassist is a useless cunt.

You: Man, our bassist won't come to practice!
Me: RULE #2.

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rule 2

If a rule restricts something that has no conceivable point, it will be broken.

Kid: -stuffing tissues into mouth-
Teacher: That's not allowed
Kid: Sorry, rule 2, lady.

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rule -2

Other definitions of rules dont count if it is not the first rule defined on the urban dictionary.

Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2

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rule #2

rule number two usually means DO NOT CUM!

me: bro remember rule #2
other: don’t worry jit i know already

RULE #2

Rule #2 in a marching band:
Don't suck.

If you break rule #2, you'd better be quitting band.

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Rule #2

If you find a lobster in the street dont hug it

Always follow rule #2 never for get that you cant hug the lobster it will clip your tits

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rule 2

forum based terminology, first used on .org forum by iffylad, 21/06/09, on the infamous 'next doors daughter just saw my cock' thread.

'rule 2' - to supply the subject featured in 'rule 1' with a link to the thread about them.

"i just rule 2'd her"

hi there, your next door neighbour says that you caught a glimpse of his cock. he has posted a thread about it with lots of pictures of yourself and friends, going into detail about how much he would love to slot you. here is a link to the particular thread...

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