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When a man takes a woman from behind, yells “MERICA” and slaps her ass so hard it leaves red and white stripes (flag), pulls out to ejaculate the Stars for the Stripes.
MERICA!
I gave the blonde woman at the Marriott bar a Trump Rumpkin.
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A term of endearment. Often given to an object of affection who is unaware of the existence of the endearer. It is said that no finer compliment can be given to a proper lady of the night.
Damn. Check out that neon tank top. Wait a minute. There's nothing underneath. mmm. Mmmm. Bumpy Rumpkins, son. Bumpy Rumpkins.
A rumpkin party is a party is a broken down barn full of country hicks. Usually rumpkin party’s occur in Indiana
Cassidy was seen at the rumpkin party naked last week.
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The act of tossing someone’s salad while they are defecating in a toilet.
My girlfriend gave me a rumpkin while I was dropping a massive load on taco Tuesday.
The judge sentenced Jerry to 30 years in prison for making the man accept his rumpkin.
Large ogre-like goblinoids that throw shit.
"Those damn Bumpkin Rumpkins upsets me pop pops."