A rumpkin is a country ass hick that loves to chew and wear boots. They sometimes also ride around in big jacked up trucks and get their trucks all muddy like wierdos. Rumpkin is not a person you wanna be called at all.
Rowdy is the biggest rumpkin at WJHS
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A sexual act in which a male urinates while having his anus licked by a close, intimate, partner. Often confused with a reverse blumpkin,in which a male receives fellatio while his partner defecates. This the true antonym of blumpkin.
I knew Becky was a keeper when she was comfortable enough for me to pee in front of her, but I knew she was the "one" when she gave me a rumpkin.
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The opposite of a blumpkin. Getting your salad tossed while taking a piss.
My dirty ex girlfriend Martina, loved give me a nice long rumpkin while I was taking a piss!
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Penitentary jargon. A fool;a moron;a young inexperienced person of low intelligence.
Hey Whitey,check out the "fresh fish"is he a RUMPKIN or what,haha?
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Rump-kin: a person who is a hobo type without attention or care to their appearance, hygeine;
A person who wears a mullett and gets evicted from low rent trailer parks.
:A couch surfer
That guy driving the old car with a mattress tied to the roof wearing the yard sale ball cap is such a rumpkin!
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an ass the is plump and round like a pumpkin
Yo Hommy, check out the rumpkin on my honey. That baby has back!
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a large black ass with it's own gravitational pull
she's got a rumpkin thats why i love her
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