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He will take you into bed, lick your privates until they feel like jelly.
My partner Rupert took me to a hotel room and I came out feeling like jelly.
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Either a bear or a sweet teenage boy
Ruperts are most commonly known for their creativity and lack of alpha male qualities. They are usually found at concerts or at youtube gatherings, they breed mainly in the summer and habitats include London and Devon. Ruperts normally migrate in small groups these groups can include a queer, a short person, a ginger, a tall boy and a quiet boy.
omigosh your such a rupert today!
what kind of a rupert are you??
what the rupert?
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A Spanish omlette consisting mostly of egg
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The act of being sexy while wearing a hoodie, eating bacon and petting cats. Not necesarrily all at the same time. Stiff nipples recquired.
Ashley: I smell bacon, cats and hoodies. What's going on here?
Rupert: Oh nothing, just ruperting.
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This is a small creature who is invisible. He starts whispering stuff in your brain somewhere around the age of 25. Helpful comments to the effect of "Ahh, video games and pornography again, another success for wenesday. Dad's gonna be REALLY proud now!"
"Ahh more games and hentai this time? Perfect for a weekend"
-Rupert
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A crack head with crack head strength, his attributes are cocaine, Heroin, crack, marijuana, crushed ibuprofen and smells like, ass, piss, vodka, shit, vomit, the road after rain, and the garbage can after seafood dinner
Bro you smell like a total Rupert
I know it was a tough day in the sewers
a code word used by many for marijuana
im goin to smoke up that rupert today
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