Nut Rustle

The horrible week after you shave your pubes when there is nothing but intense, excruciating prickly pain.

Friend 1: hey man how's your week been?
Friend 2: Not so good, the nut rustle is hard to get through but I think I might be okay.

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Jimmy rustling

A term used in many different occasions when strong emotional needs are met. These emotions can range from sexual emotions to hateful emotions.

"Dude, she's so hot!"
"Yeah, she's really rustles my Jimmies."

"I was so angry, my Jimmies were rustled."

"She looks like she'd rustle your Jimmies."

"I got a good Jimmy rustling the other day."

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Rustle Fustle

To have a long winded story that lasts longer than it should have.

"We've been here listening to him for 10 minutes, looks like he's on a rustle fustle."

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Cattle rustling

Engaging in a sexual act with a partner in a room filled with stolen cats and dogs.

I was cattle rustling with this vet last night.

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Rustle My Jimmies

“That Really Rustled My Jimmies” is an expression that is used to convey feelings of discontent or discomfort in response to someone else’s post in imageboards and discussion forums, most notably on 4chan. To rustle one's jimmies means to make someone discontent or to bother someone.

Man 1: "This guy is your boyfriend? He's worthless!"

Man 2: "That really does Rustle My Jimmies man..."

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Maximum Over-Rustle

a phrase used to describe the highest level of discontent and discomfort. a varient of "That really Rustled My Jimmies"

Steve: Hey Jon! did you hear what happened to Rick? Leo beat him up at my party last night.

Jom: wow, Leo must have been Maximum Over-Rustled to do something like that.

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rustle jimmies

The act of fucking up someone's shit to the point they can no longer continue to live with them selves because of how bad someone just ruined their day

"hey dj I did your girlfriend last night "

" what! No how could you rustle jimmies like that bro"

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