Mercedes-Benz S-Class

The Mercedes-Benz S-Class is iconic. It is the blueprint for all other luxury sedans, a technological tour de force, and has been the undisputed queen of the segment since it was officially introduced in the 1970s. What do Prince William, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and Kim Jong-Un have in common? They've all been chauffeured around in the S-class at some point. S-classes can be found on nearly every street corner in cities like New York, Tokyo, Hong Kong and Paris, and they make up a good portion of the $100K+ market in the US along with other status-mobiles like the Land Rover Range Rover and Tesla Model S (ew.)

Everyone from businessmen to heads of state wants an S-class. Even with Rolls-Royce, Maserati, Bentley and Porsche making far more expensive sedans, the S is still taken seriously and wouldn't look out of place parked in front of a royal palace. Quite simply one of, if not the best cars ever made. Every car wishes it could be an S-class when it grows up.

I want nothing more than to listen to some Frank Sinatra in the back of a Mercedes-Benz S-Class in NYC right now.
When I landed in Paris, I was picked up in a Mercedes-Benz S-Class. Take that, peasant.
Diana has both a Range Rover and an S-Class. I love her.

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Zerobaseone new song is S-Class

Zerobaseone new song is S-Class

Zerobaseone new song is S-Class

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class S pooper

the worst person you can find in a bathroom they don't poop often but when they do it is the worst shit you have ever smelt in your life. unlike the class A pooper they don't poop very often but they do poop very slowly and unless they put on perfume or something they will smell a little like shit the rest of the day. unlike the class A poopers they do not smell to bad on a regular day and there usually the quite type however they have bad habits that they have trouble breaking ex. picking nose, nail biteing fingernails and toenails, on the days they do poop they will always blame the smell on something else if anyone asks

I walked into the bathroom and i swear it was the worst crap ive ever smelled i swear it was a class S pooper in there

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S-Class transsexual

This is a transsexual who passes, this is a girl that is not easily clocked. She’s a people pleaser, but only to the extent that she’s willing to tease. She lives in the hidden world, a geisha amongst women— a cock amongst hens.

“Did you know she was trans?!”

“No! Omg I had no clue!!”
“Figures, that’s because she’s a S-Class transsexual!”

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S-Class

Abbreviation of Shit-Class. This means Merc is on their way out.

Oh crap. That guy is driving an S-Class.