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A phrase to address someone who likes to talk a lot of shit. It means that the person talking shit, is actually shit.
John: "Dude, you are such a douche and suck at everything."
Bill: "Shit talks shit"
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National past time of young angry men in the middle of nowhere. Involves throwing one article of shit at another article of shit which generally remains a stationary target.
Hey bro, finish that brewsky and put it down so we can throw rocks and sticks at it until it breaks. Then let's throw shit at that sign over there. Fuck, you throw like a girl.
Hey man, croquet is for fags, let's play a good ole' game of throwing shit at shit
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The most beautiful words created by Richie and Eddie about to be eaten by a clown. You can use these words to to express how you are feeling.
“ shit fuck shit, this clown is about to eat us”
Usage of "Shit-n-Shit" is similar to that of the word N shit. It is just another way to end a conversation; however, using this word it is a lot funnier, plus it implies more than just N shit. (Twice as much).
Also "Shit-n-Shit" can be used to describe: items, activities, or just about anything you can use the word shit for.
Guy 1: Hey are you busy?
Guy 2: Yeah I got a lot of stuff to do.
Guy 1: Alright, have fun with that Shit-n-shit.
Guy 1: I feel like the mafia!
Guy 2: The mafia does do Shit-n-Shit like this so it is understandable.
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poop trash-talking other poop
"You are one stinky shit."
"You stink way more than I do."
"Your mama doesn't even stink this bad." "Your mama does."
(shit talking shit)
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It's the words coming out of a local government when they realise there is no way she is signing an NDA
Woman : sorry means admitting EVERYTHING you did. I'm not signing that NDA. P.S. love that audio of you admitting enough you can't get me for defamation by speaking the truth
Matturbation : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit
CEO : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit
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In the fast paced world of recruitment nothing is more important than having access to an accurate data-base. However, a data-base can only ever be as accurate as the information that has originally been submitted.
Imagine that have spent hours working on behalf of a new client to search for the perfect candidate for a new position. You finally select someone who you feel is the perfect person for this new role and, having checked out their CV, contact the client to arrange an interview ...
The client is just as excited as you are and asks you to arrane an interview as soon as possible ... you check the database and then arrange an interview for them on Friday.
However, despite the data-base showing them to be free on Friday the candidate informs you that they are never free on a Friday due to family commitments. They also remind you that they mentioned this information to you when you asked them about their availabilty during their interview ...
The end result is that the potential long term booking is lost and the client decides to use the services of another recruitment consultant who works for a competitior.
A data-base is only as reliable as the information that has been entered in the first place. If you put shit in then you can guarantee that you will get shit out !!!
Dan: I've just told the client that they'll be there within ten minutes but it turns out that they'll actually be over an hour because they have to travel all the way there by bus.
James: But the system clearly says that they have their own transport ...
Dan: I know it does, I thought they did ... so that's what I typed in.
James: Well, you know what they say don't you?
Dan: What?
James: Shit In. Shit Out.
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