spf

Side panty fuck. Inserting his cock without taking the trouble to peel off your panties. Creates a slightly different feel. Ideally done when wearing a sexy pair of panties.

He didn't want to take the time to take off my panties so he just decided to go for an spf.

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spf

When you stick your tongue out at someone, your tongue usually makes contact with your lips. If you pay close enough attention, and add a little air to it all, it sounds like spf, short for Spiff.

When Julie stuck her tongue out at Eric, she breathed out a bit causing a spf noise.

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SPF Facial

When you ejaculate into a tube of facial sun
block and give it to your partner who refuses to accept a facial during sex.

“How’s the sex with that new summer hottie you’re seeing?”
“Just OK. The only way I get close to finishing the way I like is to SPF Facial the sunblock.”

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SPF 69

The act of blowing your load in someones sunscreen bottle

Remember to wear lots of SPF 69 under the Australian Sun

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SPF 69

SPF 69 is a term used to describe the climax of sexual intercourse when the man (doing his woman doggy-style) removes his penis from the vagina and skeets on her back, and proceeds to rub it in... like sunscreen.

"He SPF 69'd me before we went out to the beach."

"Well then! No sunburns for you today!"

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SPF Handy

Noun.
A handjob given using sunscreen lotion for lubrication.

Linda Rucker denied the accusation that she had offered Christopher Waterhouse an SPF handy at summer camp.

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SPF

SPF, or Seconds Per Frame can be used instead of FPS ( Frames Per Second), if a videogame runs at an exceptionally low FPS.

Guy 1: Dude Arma 3 is so slow I can measure it in SPF!
Guy 2: Thats crazy but who asked.