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To screw up your schedule every week. To have only two aisles open even though there are eight. To have zero tolerance for any physical contact expect right handed handshakes. This includes consensual hugging, kissing, pat on back, between co-workers, vendors, friends, family members, and even fiancees and spouses. They consider this sexual harassment even though hugging is not sexual. This is rule fit for boot camps or prisons, and communist countries like Cuba, N Korea, Vietnam. This policy increases chances of drug abuse, depression, and work place violence and decreases employee chemistry due to oxytocin deficiency, bonding and cuddle hormone. Safeway slogan ingredients of life. Better slogan ingredients for oxytocin deficiency and poor worker chemistry. No employee has rogue's super powers.
I have class on Tues and Thurs between 8 Am and 3:15 Pm. They schedule me 12 pm to 4 pm. They schedule me on Saturdays 4 to 9 more often than not. I hugged a depressed girl the store says I committed sexual harassment even though the touching wasn't sexual. I wasn't her client I am not in a position of authority over her. Most people who hug children aren't pedophiles. They don't molest strangers or out in the open public. They wait until the child and family trust them. You risk long term unemployment if you work for safeway even when there is no recession.
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A store with damn high prices but low value
Never shop at safeway or you'll get my warning. Or is it? I'm not making sense? I will soon.
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Where the Bogans shop
Tracey: will you fuckin' kids shut the fuck up; Im buying some VB and wini blues and then we can get the fuck out of safeways
Shazza: Hey Tracey you old crack whore; what the fuck are you doing in safeways? The fuckin' footys on for fucks sake you bloody Bogan
Tracey: That prick Dazza sent me out for some piss and durries; the fuckin magpies are getting flogged anyway; fuckin team of Bogans
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A variant of 'safe'.
'Meet you about 10 ish?'
'Yeah, that's fine.'
'Safe'
'Safeways'
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A grocery story with employees that call you by whatever typo your Safeway card has on it, or what your phone number says. This is an attempt to be personal, but it's rather creepy.
Otherwise, a decent store that annoyingly liberal people boycott for no reason, claming that Trader Joe's has better deals when it's actually a lot more expensive.
Ben the idiot went to Trader Joe's to buy his crystallized cane juice. Little did the moron realize it was just sugar with a new name, and he could have gotten the same thing for half the price at Safeway. CAPITALISM YAY.
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When someone has sex standing against a frige in the frozen food section at any Safeway!!!
Chad safewayed a chick in brandons dream!!!
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1. Soles of the feet that were blackened by walking barefoot through Safeway.
2. Term that describes very dirty feet.
Man, I haven't had shoes on all day and I got hella safeway feet.
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