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(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out
Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...
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A sandwich that has chips, nacho cheese sauce, lettuces, tomato, meat, and bread.
"Shmilly, will you get me a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"Sure, wait whats a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"A sandwich with nacho salad in it, duh."
A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.
Hey you wanna come over to my house tonight? We’re having a Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich.
Two women sit with force on the face of a man while he "nuzzles" his nose into the asshole of one woman and his tongue in the others sphincter.
Dave "Hey Steve, I wanted to toss Kates salad, and she had invited Amy, so I killed two birds with one stone and made a Kentish Town Salad Sandwich... They loved it!"
Step 1. Force lettuce tomatoes and croutons in to rectum of a Cock (male chicken)
Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog
Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chicken’s ass
Yo you should come over to our house for dinner tonight, we’re having Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich
shredded or chopped chicken mixed with mayo/miracle whip and often includes grapes, walnuts, apples, celery, along with many other things... as well as a variety of spices --best served on a sub roll or on wheat bread
...sadly Cousin's Subs only carries them in the summer and Subway and Jimmy John's doesn't at all. But Panera delivers a delicious sandwich!
Lovers of these delicious sandwiches pray for others to catch on to their obession.
Customer: "I'll take a chicken salad sandwich"
Cashier: "We don't carry those yet"
Customer: *sniffle* *cry* :(
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Getting a mayonnaise packet inserted in your ass while a female shoves a handful of generic mac and cheese up your ass as well.
This bitch gave me a Mazur Salad Sandwich deluxe behind the school
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