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sammy sosa

A crybaby pussy that landed on the DL in 2004 with a thrown back from sneezing and demolished (in one season) the support of Chicago fans. Keep in mind that he was second in Chicago sports fans behind Michael Jordan, and blew that after crying through an entire season about his batting position (even though he was batting in the low .200s) and refused to act like a team leader. Thankfully, the Cubs dumped him off much to the joy of Cubs fans that were sick of his bat-corking, responsibility dodging, premadonna attitude. Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.

Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch.

by Plinkton Cyclopes February 25, 2005

80๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


sammy sosa

a set of two names/words that will forever be used to describe a frikin cheater.

look, i corked my bat. i just pulled a, "sammy sosa!"

by david January 18, 2004

52๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


sammy sosa

a fucking loser dumbass bitch shit fucker who played for the fucking cubs

Hey stop being a sammy sosa u bitcxh

by sammy sucks January 30, 2005

84๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


sammy sosa

Someone that has used so many illegal steroids, and growth hormone his jaw line is now fucked up.

Dude get that needle out of your ass. You are being a Sammy Sosa

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

53๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


sammy sosa

O V E R R A T E D! aka. CORKY
A person who may have cheated at baseball his entire career, but was never caught until last season.
(makes Pete Rose look like a damn saint)
One of the leagues WORST outfielders not only in modern day baseball, but any baseball era in history.
Simply put, an awful player that should have been a DH from day 1 in the league.

Corky will always be remembered for how he embarassed himself, his family and his shitty Chicago Cubs fans last season.

by Diesel February 3, 2004

38๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


sammy sosa

The most awesome power hitter in baseball today.

Sammy Sosa is the bomb.

by phil January 25, 2004

35๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


sammy sosa

he plays for the cubs so who gives a shit

like I said who gives a shit

by ben January 7, 2004

26๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž