What the bears in Sneaky Sasquatch call Sasquatch.
Bear very happy. Thanks samsquanch.
A large, long-haired, unassuming critter who haunts areas along the Brazos river. Carrys musical instruments and smells like body odor.
"Did you see the samsquanch on the Brazos river?"
"Yeah. He stinks. And his guitar is old and smelly."
A team of the most badass recruiters in the nation primarily from the Pacific Northwest. This includes Tacoma, WA, Spokane, WA, Tukwila, WA, Vancouver, WA, Portland, OR, Anchorage, AK, and Wasilla, AK.
Them damn Samsquanches are some badass recruiters.