Samsquanch

Improper pronounciation of the word "Sasquatch".

On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".

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Samsquanch

A Canadian big foot

Look out for the samsquanch.

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Samsquanch

1) The mispronounciation of the word "Sasquatch". 2) A stupid looking, big eyebrowed penguin in Québec's Biodome I named Samsquanch.

Guy 1: OMFG! The samsquanch is gonna get you!!
Guy 2: OMFG! ..What's a samsquanch?
Guy 1: OMFG! You don't know what a samsquanch is?
Guy 1: OMFG! Go home and search Samsquanch on www.UrbanDictionary.com, then come back here so he can eat you.
Guy 2: OMFG! ..Okay.

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Samsquanch

A person who is a staunch Samsung fanboy, who will Troll articles that have anything to do with Apple products.

Hey look there's an article about the new iPhone, oh no there's a Samsquanch trolling the comments.

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samsquanch

a fat, ugly, stanky ass whore. May resemble the sasquach or bigfoot

Damn that is one ugly samsquanch!

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samsquanch

A rock band in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Long live the 'Squanch!

"That was the greatest Samsquanch show ever; we love the 'Squanch!"

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samsquanching

When you go commando in the woods and a honey packet bursts open in your pocket— you have turned into the Honey Dick. You go into the woods to become the full honey dick ass samsquach all squanched in honey like that ingrain Sam Losco from Trailer Park Boys.

Winnie the Poo inhabits a perpetural state of samsquanching as he is unable to separate the honey from his dick and pants.

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