Faking an orgasm; or, pretending to enjoy said orgasm but being extremely sarcastic about it.
Derived from the words "sarcastic" and "orgasm."
Nah, it was a sargasm. He's actually terrible in bed.
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Sarcasm done by none other than Sargon!
Guy 1: I don't like your sarcasm.
Sargon: It's called Sargasm and deal with it!
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(n) the act of saying something so sarcastic, it can only be defined as a sargasm (sgasm for short).
(n) an eruption of sarcasm.
No baby, I never talk to my exes. (Sargasm)
That chick is FUCKIN HOT...No dude, all girls have those lumps on their necks. Hit that shit. (Sargasm)
Me and my wife never argue.
Dude, cut the sargasm and tell us why she has 2 black eyes.
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A sarcastic orgasm. A fake orgasm.
You're not even good enough to give me a sargasm
An orgasm due to too much sarcasm.
Brad you have to stop, you are too funny. I'm about to have a sargasm ๐ ๐ฅ
When sarcasm is used so effectively, it becomes orgasmic to read or hear.
"Jesus, what a sargasm."
"Lmao, that was sargasmic."
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When someone enjoys behaving and/or speaking in a sarcastic manner so much, you could swear they get off on it.
The act of obtaining significant emotional fulfillment from being sarcastic, usually at someone else's expense by insulting their intelligence with sarcasm.
I really think he likes the shirt his girlfriend picked for him!
Nah, he really hates it. Just having another sargasm.
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