Satch

The best player in Sonic Forces: Speed Battle

Have you heard of satch? Yeah he’s famous

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Satch

when you make somebody feel like shit and they totally fuck you over.

"Dude! That was shitty! You totally satched me!"

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satched

That act of being soaked or wet. Usually refers to water but has been used in the context of alcohol.

'Did you see that torrential downpour ? I forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched'

'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'

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satch

Noun. Short form of "satchel," meaning a bag of marijuana. Some circles will also use "Satchel Paige."

I'm dry, Dog. You know where I can score a satch?

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satch

to satch, ie: to complain or bitch

also can be inserted for any word

hey quit satching me!

satch!

why are you always satching me

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Satched

When one gets dual kicked in the sack. One foot per nut. Just go for it.

Example #1: Surprise. You got fuckin' satched, bitch --

Example #2: "Made stink eyes at a dude across the sidewalk. He and his crony came up and destroyed my groin. #Satched #Hospital2K21"

satch

nut sack

that chick is swingin from my satch

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