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Sawyer is a freaking monster among men who is a beast at all sports, especially baseball and football. Sawyer is also funny and awesome
Hey, did you see that sawyer over there?
Friend- yeah he's awesome!
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Someone who frequents the plains regions of northern canada constantly searching for grizzlies to make his bitch.
Also someone who can grow the most epic mustache known to man. dont fuck with this gangsta or he'll whip out his bear moves and colorado crater your shit!
Sawyer is also an uber sensitive nice guy who enjoys poetry and oil painting.
Guy 1: Who left the dead grizzly in the living room?
Guy 2: That bear was talkin shit about sawyers little sister...big mistake!
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sawyer is a lanky boi who likes playing smash and eating goldfish. he is very swag. he also likes AJR and newsies. sometimes he's also bald.
"wow, sawyer has played smash for like 500 hours this year. how swag."
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The destroyer of worlds, absolutely the largest penis in the galaxy, will pound you in an instant, get on his good side and you might make it out alive
I looked up and saw a great shadow, the shadow belonged to the destroyer of realms, Sawyer approached.
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the act of becoming awkwardly intoxicated in a public setting, usually when others are either somewhat or entirely sober. Typically involves video proof of drunken activities.
"Man, do you remember anything from the wedding last night? You were completely sawyered."
Is the wierdest kid i know. Hes awesome. and hilarious. but just random and has his own personality. He's fucking sexy!!Hes my bestfran and i love him to fucking death!
You wish You were as cool as him.(:
Sawyer is awesome(:
duh. no explanation nessecary
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An awesome person that is a mega pimp
"man that kid is sawyers fa shizzle"
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