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Last night Derek and Caitlin were watching scary movies.
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The absolute best parody movie that I've ever laid eyes on.
It's basically a mix of a parody of The Ring, a parody of Signs, a parody of Eight Mile, and a parody of a whole lot of other movies.
George:
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through. Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out. I'm a white boy, but my neck is red. I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread. My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail. Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail. How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. UH! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero. I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm, Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him. I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France. So maybe I'm whack 'cause my skin ain't black, but you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back!
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The funniest of the Scary Movie .... um, movies. It has by far the most bizarre, must-see alternate ending ever!
George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here
*puts hand up in the air*
George: and start livin' down here?
*puts hand down low*
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
*puts his hand out to the side*
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
*puts his hand to the other side*
CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit...
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The state of mind after watching a scary movie. Symptoms include looking over the shoulder, checking under the bed, closing the curtains, anxiety of the dark and shadowy areas, sensitivity to sudden noise, and fears of normally non-scary objects (ie. television, dolls, clowns, etc.). The duration of this state of mind depends on how much of a chicken shit the person is.
"Don't bother her, she has a severe case of Scary Movie Syndrome."
"SMS is the cause of nightlight companies' success."
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An utter disapointment that makes few funny jokes and strays from the orignial concept of the scary movie series.
"joke" from Scary Movie 4:
"What are you doing"
"I'm just grabbing some nuts!" *reaches over and grabs a bag of nuts*
HAHAHAHAHA.....ha
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The fourth Scary Movie movie. Unlike the others, it parodies few scary movies and focuses more on general pop culture.
Did you see Scary Movie 4? The only scary movies they made fun of was The Grudge and War of the Worlds!
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A hilarious sequel to the 2000 comedy hit Scary Movie. The story continues with the survivors from the original movie and some new casts who are tricked by college professors to go to the haunted house. Crazy things happen in the haunted house. This movie is a spoof of The Haunting, The Exorcist, Poltergeist, and many other movies.
Shorty is funny as hell. Ray is also funny. Without the pothead Shorty and the confused gay guy Ray, you can't continue the series. I bet Scary Movie 3 sucks!
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