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Also spelled "Shlong", Schlong refers to a to the penis in general, but usually an exceptionally long penis, but one that lacks in girth
Friend: "Wow, your schlong is huge!"
Me: "Yeah, but it's too skinny"
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A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."
He pees ands ejaculates from his schlong.
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An extremely long penis with considerable girth.
That Bailey has a massive schlong.
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A man's penis. Usually, the term schlong is used when the length of one's penis is over 6.9 inches.
The priest asked to see Lil-Kim-Jong's schlong. Afterward, the did the deed in the bathrooms.
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SCHLONG. ( noun) A quasi-vulgar meaning the penis. The word schlong likely originated in a high school boys' locker room when a word was needed to describe the largest penis in the room. Many terms were tried, but the word SCHLONG fit the need perfectly.
Frankie emerged from the locker room shower with his SCHLONG slapping against his leg. It was obvious that his was the mightiest organ in the room.
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A synonym for "penis".
very popular in beavis and butt-head shows.
Beavis: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me...
Butt-head: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me and saying: "Hey, good thing, dude"
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Word to describe an extremely large penis. Originated when a girl saw mine and said "Holy shit that's long!!!" Then was just crammed all together to form schlong.
Dude you have a nice schlong.
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