To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."
the act of getting your dick wet, either by receiving head or by getting some pussy
That bitch maddie with the nice tits gave me some grade A schlop last weekend.
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When one makes a puddle of spit in a cupped hand and proceeds to forcefully cup the balls into the pool of spit so hard that the spit splashes everywhere.
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The art of rubbing two penises onto each other so they go into each others foreskin. Named because it makes a 'schloping' sound.
Can also masturschlop but if you have long fingernails your foreskin might tear.
He schlopped so hard his foreskin ripped.
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A combination of schlepping and shopping to describe a tedious or tiresome shopping trip.
I was at the mall schlopping with my girlfriend.
We did a lot of schlopping on black friday.
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When a woman's buttocks are covered in purrel hand sanitizer and she proceeds to twerk up to a male with the penis between her butt cheeks
"Damn! I got the nicest booty schlop from Hamilton last night!"
"Awesome!"
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Brit 1: I fancy a schlop right now innit
Brit 2: then go shit mate