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When blood rushes to the schwantz and causes it to be firm. Also known as a boner, stiffy, or washington monument.
"Grandpa, have you ever woke up in the morning and had a giant schweppe?" The boy asked his grandfather.
"Not any more son." He replied, staring remorsefully at the empty bottle of Viagra pills.
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A person who is rude, frustrating, idiotic, foolish etc.
Dan parked in a handicapped spot. What a Schwepp
Schweppes:
Cultdrink from Germany since 1783,
Schweppes is a bitter lemon, like tonic water, you can also use it to mix drinks like wodka-schweppes.
- Let's get some "Schweppes"
~ What's that ?!
- A tight cultdrink from Germany, bitter lemon taste
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Absolutley anything.
Dude, that chick is SCHWEPP!
Did you really do that? Cause if you did, I'm gonna give you a schwepping!
"Dude, I got a date with Catie!" "SCHWEPP!"
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Sweet, awesome, very good to an extreme, cool, etc.
Dude, I was totally schwepp in that tournament!
Where am I? Well, doesn't seem too bad, this place looks kinda schwepp actually.
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Nick, you broke my iPod, now I'm gonna give you a schwepping!
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A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.
Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"
Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"
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