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Greatest & most beautiful province in Canada. No people, we all had to go to Boston to find work, but the most breath-taking scenery in the world. Too bad we're continually screwed over by a**hole politicians in Ottawa, and powerful interests in western Canada who sh*t on us. Nova Scotia (and NB & PEI) are even more isolated from the rest of Canada by those crying limp-wristed pussy frogs in Queerbec who won't stop whining, so pretty soon we'll have to join the U.S. and become the 7th New England state. They do more for us than the rest of Canada anyway. Hell, we're already part of Red Sox Nation. We'll NEVER be fans of the Blow-Jays or the not so dearly departed Expos. Nova Scotia rocks, the rest of Canada can kiss our asses.
How can you tell the difference between someone from Nova Scotia and someone from Quebec?
The person from NS will wave and say "Hello". The person from Quebec will flip you off and say something rude in french, but then run away in terror like the pussies they are if you confront them.
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Nova Scotians love children and pets, but have no time for adults, particularly those who "come from away". If you weren't born or raised in the province, there's no place for you. No jobs to speak of, unless you're willing to work for such miserable pay and conditions, not even a Nova Scotian would consider it. Employers rarely return phone calls and people with decent jobs cling to them with a fierce tenacity.
In short, it's a great place to live if you're rich or self-sufficient. Otherwise, look elsewhere.
"Hello, I just moved to Nova Scotia and I'm looking for.... Hello? Hello? Yes, is this Human Resources? Excuse me, but did you say that the person who does the hiring is on paid leave for two years? And the vacancy has been filled by her cousin? Is there someone else who... Hello?"
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Scotia, NY is a small town with a population of around 8,000 just outside of Schenectady. There is a tiny strip of village along Mohawk Ave. known for nothing else put cops pulling cars over for every and anything to pad the coffers. If you read the local paper The Daily Gazette you will notice the police blotter is filled with no other crimes but traffic infractions from Scotia. It is like shooting fish in a barrel. The village is however small enough to go around it to avoid tickets. The villages only attraction is Collins Park which is overrun by geese that defecate everywhere. The only good thing is if coming from Schenectady, Collins Park is just over the bridge so you may make it to and from the park without being pulled over. That is if you go on a day when a Scotia officer is not waiting on the bridge to ambush.
You better detour around Scotia, NY, you have one of those tree air fresheners hanging from your rear view mirror and they will ticket you for obstruction of view.
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Hey Bro, where do you live?
Brova Scotia
Hell Yea!
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The place where fun comes to die. There is nothing to do unless you enjoy looking at rocks, deer and the whale. During the winter the fun is not only dead but frozen and buried under five feet of snow. At which time there is even less to do seeing as the rocks are covered by snow the deer are hibernating and the whale is frozen under the ice.
Guy 1: "Man! I thought this place was boring in the summer!"
Guy 2: "Well, welcome to nova scotia, the place where fun comes to die."
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When you're fucking someone from behind and they seem to be losing interest, pop your finger in your asshole and fish hook 'em in the mouth with it.
"I was really going to town on Martha's hindquarters and suddenly she struck me as corpse-like, I assumed I'd broken her spine and literally fucked her to death, but I had to give her an old fashioned Nova Scotia just to make sure. The good news is she'd simply fallen asleep, the bad news is she bit my finger off."
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Nova Scotia Canada - 1 of the 13 provinces & territories of Canada , it's capital is Halifax.
It is the country's 2nd most densely populated province & 2nd-smallest province by area, both after Prince Edward Island.
Cape Breton island on the Atlantic coast of North America & part of the province of Nova Scotia Canada.
The Nova Scotia peninsula is connected to the rest of North America by the Isthmus of Chignecto, on which the province's land border with New Brunswick is located. The province borders the Bay of Fundy and Gulf of Maine to the west & the Atlantic Ocean to the south and east, & is separated from Prince Edward Island , the island of Newfoundland by the Northumberland & Cabot straits, respectively.
Popular food
Sea food
Meat loaf
Blueberry grunt / dumplings
Soups & stews
Doner kebab / Halifax donair
Sports
Hockey
Golf
Basket ball
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Nova Scotia canada
Nova Scotia is Latin for "New Scotland."
Nova Scotia
is a peninsula & is connected to the province of New Brunswick & the mainland of Canada
First Language: Mi'kmawi'simk
Recognised Regional Languages:
English ,French, Scottish Gaelic
The land that comprises what is now Nova Scotia was inhabited by the Mi๊kmaq people at the time of European exploration.
Also part of the province, is Sable Island, a small island notorious for being the site of offshore shipwrecks.