shit through a screen door

An extremely runny, liquidy shit that would pass completely through the screen of a door, if the opportunity arose.

"Drinking too much of that fancy beer makes me shit through a screen door."

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about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

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banged me like a cheap screen door

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.

I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.

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Gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane

I'm going to fuck you like crazy

I'm gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane!

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i wanna bang you like a screen door

To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;))

*usually said to a girl from the guy*

Baby, i wanna bang you like a screen door!

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Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

screen door junkie

A screen door junkie is a Herion addict who sits in the front of the screen door on the inside and sells crack to children under the age of 10.

P. Diddy is probably an undercover screen door junkie.