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The act of participating in an orgy dressed as a furry animal
Jemma has been scritching in the fur pile for ages I hope her suit doesn't end up crusty.
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To scratch your balls so hard that your future children have a scar.
Adam blamed his child's handicap on all the scritching he did in his younger days.
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(N.) an itch that is not normally attended to in public.
(V.)scritching (not normally used)
"she went to scratch her scritch in the bathroom"
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Another derivative of the word "bitches", but the difference is scritches are wit it, and are late night reserves
Fuck it, Lets hit up some scritches
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When a man shits and doesn't wipe his ass clean enough, it leaves brown shit-stains in his white underwear. This is why men now wear non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks.
I was doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in my husband's underwear were so thick that I had to call him and ask if he shit his pants. I didn't know he was on speaker phone when I asked him.
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SCR = Scruffy
Itch = Bitch
Scruffy Bitch = Scritch
"Tell yo scritch she needs to stop shittin out her mouth and take a shower"
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