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the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches
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(V.) The action of rubbing one's fingers on a birb
(pl. noun) Said rubbings of the finger
I gave my pet birb some scritches
I scritched my birb
(N.) an itch that is not normally attended to in public.
(V.)scritching (not normally used)
"she went to scratch her scritch in the bathroom"
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When a man shits and doesn't wipe his ass clean enough, it leaves brown shit-stains in his white underwear. This is why men now wear non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks.
I was doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in my husband's underwear were so thick that I had to call him and ask if he shit his pants. I didn't know he was on speaker phone when I asked him.
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SCR = Scruffy
Itch = Bitch
Scruffy Bitch = Scritch
"Tell yo scritch she needs to stop shittin out her mouth and take a shower"
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to shit your pants so violently you almost have to brag about it and want everyone to know.
Dude, I just scritched my pants so bad!
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Furry sex. Can be noun or verb. Similar to the word Fuck but only applies to acts between furrys
I need a good scritch.
Look at that babe in the turtle outfit, I'd love to scritch that.
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