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"Two in the pink, one in the stink and the thumb to make her cum." This was originated by Backstreet Law and is accompanied by a hand gesture where only the ring finger is down. It is also associated with the line, "Put your motherfucking nose in the hose...SEATBELT!!!"
I took that bitch home last night and gave her the seatbelt. At first, she was surprised, but then she kinda liked it.
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When you pull on somebody's backpack with all your force, making them stumble backwards or even fall over.
Person 1: -pulls hard on backpack- Seatbelt!
Person 2: -stumbles backwards-
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When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.
Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.
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1. (noun) the buckling strap that connects the left- and right-shoulder straps on a backpack.
He strode confidently into class, purposefully unbuckling his nerd seatbelt with one hand.
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When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you tie her braids around your waist ... So when she pulls away it keeps her strapped in on your cock... Just for fun simulate an offroad ride.
Paul asks himself if hollys hair is long enough for the reverse seatbelt or is he just getting handlebars for this ride.
The act of stopping abruptly in a car and extending your right arm across the passanger's chest just to cop a cheap feel.
Jessie: "Jeff stopped so suddenly"
Claudia: "Yeah, he totally just gave me a human seatbelt"
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Those colourful silicone "cause" bracelets that you wear on your wrist. They interrupt the Emo cutting ritual.
Emo 1: "Dude. I was totally going to cut my wrists today, but my Livestrong bracelet got in the way."
Emo 2: "Dude! It's because you were wearing your Emo Seatbelt!"