seconded

when you agree to someones opinion.

Cherry coke is the best soda of all time!

- seconded

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second

A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.

<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***

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seconds

(n.) A second helping of something, such as food or blowjobs.

(n.) Products that have a fault, and have had the price adjusted accordingly. Manufacturers seconds.

I came back for seconds



I found some neat stuff in seconds- a shirt with three arms, trousers with one leg longer than the other, boxers with a hole in the back, boots without bottoms, it ruled!

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seconds

The amount of time it takes for you to ejaculate.

He blew up in seconds.

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seconds

When smoking weed the person that says seconds before anyone else reserves the second hit of the pipe or joint. The first hit is always reserved to the person who supplied the weed but the second hit is a race between the other people smoking for whoever says seconds before anyone else. The exception to this is if you had supplied weed for the group earlier in which case you are automatically given the second hit.

who has seconds on this bowl?... SECONDS!!!

I call seconds on that next joint.

I smoked you up earlier, you better give me seconds on this next bowl.

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a second

An unknown unit of measurement.

"I need to move the car back a second."

"You need to adjust the width a second."

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second

1. A small period of time.
2. What comes after first.

1. One Mississippi/Marshmellow/One Thousand.
2. Fuck. You beat me.

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