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Secure

When you achieve sexual intercourse with a pretty girl and want to tell your mates about the affair. A derivative of the phrase "secure the ting"

Did you secure last night?

by finboeden February 12, 2020


security

The act of not putting out at a party, specifically for girls. Can also refer to a crack team of cock blocking friends that travel in packs to protect one another.

The girl had some tight security, so I didn't get laid.

by Wingman, 1st Degree May 24, 2006

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Secure

Better than safe its safe X10 its fucking fort knox level safeness

1.when something is pretty damn delicious e.g. Man that donut was secure.

by Secure TM March 23, 2014

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security

1: A small town attatched to Colorado Springs, Colorado. Just as a dung beetle must still have an asshole, so must the home of James Dobson and Focus on the Family have a place to dump their trash.

2: Adj. The concept of safety, as one might feel when inside of a bulldozer demolishing government buildings, or when hiding beneath a tractor-trailor from police officers.

3: N. The organization devoted to finding undesirables on the property of a private organization. These persons are also referred to as "rent-a-cops" and "those guys with the flashlights oh man hide the stash oh man oh man I'm so high oh man look at the lights oh... hey who are those guys" in general conversation.

4: A part of someone's financial portfolio.

Security! Escort these hooligans from my property. With a taser.

by Shuffle September 14, 2005

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Not Secure

When you're VPN like McAfee shuts down and on sites that you frickin' have secure connection to and then on something like GOOGLE DOCS It says NOT SECURE.

Billy: Man my spyware whatever stopped.
John: Ok cool
*2 seconds later*
Billy: WHY IS GOOGLE DOCS NOT SECURE?!?!?!?

by VintoPintoYT March 4, 2021


Security

A state of being which, according to reputable sources, is threatened by The Labour Party. This state applies to our nation, our economy, and your family.

"The Labour Party is now a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security." - Every Conservative to appear in the media since 12/09/2015

by redmears September 15, 2015

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secure

In the canadian forces the most important meaning for the word secure means you are free to go.

As the ships crew waited anxiously for the end of the work day the word secure was piped over the loudspeaker and everyone cheered and ran for the brow.

by butt-cheeze May 4, 2010

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