Semen Demon

When you nut but miss your target and the nut flies across the room never to be found again, probably consumed by the Semen Demon

I accidentally nutted on my floor and couldn't find it to clean it up. I think the semen demon took it.

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Semen Demon

The monster of shame that lurks within the darkest parts of you, urging you to release him.

Fred: Fuck me dude, the Semen Demon is getting really antsy!

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Semen Demon

A demon that jacks you off the very nanosecond you look at 3 pixels of porn, it seduces you and eventually gets addicted to your cock.

"Bro I found a semen demon last night"
"Holy shit I'm lovin these semen demons"

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Semen Demon

(noun)-the same as a bukkake except that there's one guy in the middle, with all the girls racing to cum on him

Mom: Hey son, you're staying safe right?
Son: Yeah mom, you can't get preggers from a little Semen Demon!

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Semen Demon

Any girl that objectively gives blowjobs to every guy in a group over a routinely over a period of time.

You are never goona believe it. I just got a BJ from Denise. Settle bro we all have, she a true Semen Demon.

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Semen Demon

When your a demon at semoning

OMG! Segers a semen Demon

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Semen Demon

One who lustfully gobbles the Semen

Example: Your mom

She took our loads like it was her job. I could see it in her eyes. A real life Semen Demon.

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