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Sepp Blattered

To get unbelievably drunk. So drunk you make awful decisions, mostly for the benefit of yourself and no-one else causing utter turmoil to many people around you. You will become a complete and utter arsehole, talking about topics you have no knowledge or passion about.

Guy 1: "What you up to tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"

by Todd28289 December 2, 2010


sepp blatter

a balding stupid dude who somehow managed to become the freaking president of FIFA. he don't know squat about football, and it is common knowledge that all he is interested in is making women footballers wear tighter shorts.

Bad dog! how dare u sepp blatter all over the patio! no dinner for u, bad dog.

by coded the gunner February 15, 2011

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Sepp Blatter

The dumbass that is president of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). He is as smart as your 5 year old sister. He thinks that video replay is unneccasary. Try to imagine the NFL without instant replay or tennis without being able to stop and make sure that the refferee was right.

Jason: Damnit the reffere is not calling this game right!

Alex: I know, he is such a Sepp Blatter.

by CHELSEAFC4life June 25, 2011

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sepp blatter

bad leader

what a sepp blatter

by fuckindicksucker November 4, 2018


Seppe (Seppje)

Seppe, (Seppje) is someone that you can find wandering in libraries or deep forests with his father for « just walk » which is freakin 10k. He always wears a blue cloth, not even on purpose. he never have cold. His warm body is perfect for hugs, sleeping together, except his hands always cold He have the best jk but unfortunately, a lot of people can stole them from him because he talks not loud with a sweet calm deep voice. Seppe, or Seppje, loves music and sing so well Here there and everywhere that angels can fall from the sky (i know its risky, take an umbrella) he could make any dance : like a romantic dancing in the kitchen, or dancing like Travolta in Pulp Fiction, or even lovely dance in the street with Presley songs. Absolutely HATES couples who are eating creme brûlée (For tapping the crème brûlée like hihi thats nice, and Seppe Seppje could be like NO and totally destroying the poor desert without any pity) He is hot as hell, its insane, you could put meat on him and you have a barbecue for dinner. Yeah, he is that hot ! So be careful if he is gonna take off his shirt : if you meet a Seppe Seppje, always going out with a good protection, just in case. He is even better than coffee, he is even better than the sun after the winter, he is even better than a song from the Cure on the train, he is even better than pancakes perfectly baked with french butter and he is even better than your best kiss, sex, bf of your life : he is the best In my life. And i love him.

Seppe (Seppje) a taste of heaven

Random guy in the street : Hey look ! its a Seppe Seppje !
L Dicaprio : NO WAY ??? Seppe Seppje ! Give me an autograph please ! I can give to you my only Oscar if you want to !

by sligoweirdosteam November 3, 2023


Sepp

very hot and sex.

i want sex sepp hot

by sexysepp November 26, 2021


Sepp

A word used to describe a bung, bribe, secret incentive. Commonly used in the construction industry by trades seeking favourable treatment by foremen/site agents.

Scaff: "Dal, I can strike those couple of towers for you on Saturday but I'll need an instruction. 6 herbs, 8hrs @ a pony an hour"

Dal: "thats a bit steep fella, never be able to slip it past the QS"
Scaff: " Sepp incoming"
Dal:"Consider it done"

by Pat the builder November 7, 2020