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A woman/man that specifically sells their Anal Cavity for any and all to use, i.e. a prostitute or "working woman"
"Yo dude did you try to hit that over there." -said Jack
"Yeah man, tried her last week. Turns out she's only a Sewer Slide tho"- replied Raquan
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Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
It can be fun, but clean up after a Kermit Sewer Slide session can be brutal… and toxic.
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a fucking dead meme that is overused and needs to be stopped and i swear if i see it on Instagram again than i will go commit suicide.
go KERMIT SEWER SLIDE.
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a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it
friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em
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"Im going to commit sewer slide." means you will not in fact be killing yourself in a rude manor but in one that which will be fun for everyone.
John:im going to commit sewer slide.
Johns wife: YIPPEEEEEEEEE
Toxic Sewer Slide
When, in a group of three, one friend provides and sets up two slip n' slides right next to each other, for extra slide space. The second friend, having downed the entire taco bell menu with a lil bit of chipotle, aims their rear from the top of the slip n' slides, and produces the most disgusting, vile, and downright disturbing, river of pure shit from the depths of their bowels. Now because the first friend is likely trying to hold in their vomit, the third friend will strip, completely... Friend three will get a running start and slide down the slip n' slide and into the nearest pool.
Note : You will need four different things for this,
A. A disgusting friend.
B. A friend with nothing to lose.
C. And a friend with two slip n' slides.
D. A death wish.
Friend One - "I got the Slip N' Slides!"
Friend Two - "I got the food!"
Friend Three - "And I'm going to hell, lets do this shit,"
Friend One - "Why did I agree to the Toxic Sewer Slide..."
sewer slimy slide: when you want to kermit suicide but u end up going down a sewer slimy slide 😌🙈🙊💩
Patty made me wanna go down the sewer slimy slide cause she ate my cake ;)