sh**

(1) When you go in the bathroom and take a sh**
(2) Your neighbors
(3) Everything

Bob: Honey, i gotta take a sh**
Wanda: Again?
Bob: Yeah this is terrible... CUT!

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SH

"So high". The abbreviation is useful when one is in public places and wants to tell their friends about their level of intoxication, but would prefer if strangers and/or authority figures did not know. Extra S's before the H indicate that one is higher than usual.

"Hey Ariel, your eyes are kind of bloodshot"
"I'm SH".

"Let's get SH and watch Across the Universe. Good party!"

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SHS

Acronym for Same Hole Syndrome

A condition where one is tired of having sex with the same woman. The only known cure is to replace and repeat.

Tiger Woods was not suffering from having a Sex Addiction he was suffering from SHS.

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shs

Acronym for Sitting Here Smirking, standing here smiling, etc. an alternative to lol similar to stm.

Texter 1: (says random funny shit)
Texter 2: LOL
Texter 1: who the fuck LOLs while texting?
Texter 2: oh yeah SHS

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SHS

Stupid hipster shit. No one else will get what the hell your saying you elitist piece of fuck.

Friend:"Tonight, I mistook David Gordon Green for a butch-presenting lesbian..."
You:"...???"
That's SHS!

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SH

Abbreviation for "Shit Happens"

*Texting*
Girl: my computer broke
Girl #2: use ur phone
Girl: I cant because Facebook always freezes
Girl #2: Well, SH I guess...

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sh

same here

aimscreenname1: yo whats up?
aimscreenname2: nm jc u?
aimscreenname1: sh

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