Shalini

Shaming someone

He did coke and i totally shalini'd him in front of everyone.

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Shalini

Eats too much Panini.

Shalini means someone has eaten too much and is beyond human size.

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shalini

noun. a girl who is down right the most amazing person you will ever meet. This girl is smart, pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, caring, loving, sweet, and trusting. Her eyes hypnotize you in a way that'll drive you crazy. This girl only comes around once in a million years. Consider yourself lucky if you fall in love with this girl. This girl will be with you through thick and thin. This girl is absolutely perfect.

"I love you Shalini. Forever and always will."

"Dude Im going out with Shalini"
"SON OF A BITCH. I wanted her..."

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shalini

A girl that will always make you smile; A girl that u can fall in love with; a girl that will be by your side no matter what; a girl that is perfect in your eyes and only yours.

"Shalini is the love of my life, she is always there for me and there isn't a thing or person that makes me feel so happy, so confident, so alive, so..."

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shalini

noun. the practice of procrastinating on assignments, specifically assignments of incredible significance or importance. This procrastination is most often carried out by claiming that one is "not in the mood" to do said assignment. Instead, the person will go out and eat "to get more energy", take naps "because s/he has a headache", or goes on facebook because s/he "can't concentrate".

- "Guys, I really don't feel like doing my midterm essay. I think I'm going to take a nap and do it tomorrow".
- "You've said this the past 5 nights! Stop pulling a Shalini!"

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dirty shalini

When a woman gets horrible diarrhea from eating at a cheap Indian buffet. The actual act of the dirtiest Shalini hasn't occurred until the explosive diarrhea gets into the woman's vagina forming a horrible bacterial infection that creates more cheap Indian food.

Dude let's go to the "reincarnation buffet" to get some "dirty Shalini".

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Shalini

Shalinis are very wierd. She is very helpful and trustful. But can be an Chutiya sometimes.

Are you a Shalini?