Shanaynay

To shimmy to the side in a enthusiastic way.

I had to shanaynay my way from the side of the bed this morning.

Shanaynay’s Law

The known property of a camp fire’s smoke to follow its occupants around the fire, regardless of the effort to escape the smoke.

Chris: “Man, I can’t get out of the smoke! It keeps following me!”
Aaron: “Yeah, of course; that’s Shanaynay’s Law”