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An amazing girl in Omaha, NE who isn't necessarily hot but definitely pretty, smart as hell, and always nice. Weird sometimes, but in the best possible way.
Jimmy:I hate Sheridan
Patrick: Fuck you jimmy, she's awesome.
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A man who engages in orgies and swinging and who subsequently prevails upon his wife and friends to protect his reputation.
May also be a verb e.g. to Sheridan in false defence of a person's sexual reputation.
Named in honour of Thomas Sheridan, Scottish former politician.
Noun: I know what that man has been doing. He is a Sheridan.
Verb: My boss knows I am a swinger. I will ask my wife to Sheridan for me.
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Gingers with huge asses. Usually good runners. Very wild. Picks nose. Eats like a fat ass. Looks like a chipmunk. Fire crotch. Enough said.
Boy1: Dude did you see that girls ass?
Boy2: Yeah its a Sheridan!!
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Dude I was so blazed off that dank my eyes looked sheridan!
Sheridan, you've grown old. (what you say when you see an old asian man in a public place such as the mall)
Wheridan???? (what you say when someone says they saw an asian person)
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A term used to describe a person who is secretly mocked by his peers and disliked by their close friends. The person generally tends to be a loner and unable to ever have a meaningful sexual relationship with a person of the opposite sex. And whenever they try, it is usually with close friends who never see him anything more than just a friend.
Why can't that person stop being such a sheridan, don't they realize they will never have a relationship with that person.
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When you’re out with the boys on a night out and one of the lads is nailed on to take home a 9/10 worldie but inexplicably disappears without warning and take home the most disgusting (but rich) 3/10.
“Christ, did anyone hear from John after he disappeared last night?”
“Aye he pied the 9/10 and took home that rich bewer with 3 teeth and a kyte”
“Didn’t think John was capable of such an appalling Sheridan mind”
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