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Shia LaBeouf

A substiture for the curse word s#!t. "With cheese" can sometimes be used to the end to enhance the meaning

Holy shi......alabeouf with cheese.
This tastes like shia labeouf.

by Dr. Wheelo November 3, 2010

64๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shia Labeouf

a shit

I need to take a fat Shia Labeouf.

by shittaker79 July 19, 2010

77๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf, known best for his roles in the Disney Channel show Even Stevens and in the motion picture Transformers, is a shapeshifting demi-god who is currently the greatest actor on the face of the earth. He was not born, but created in a rousing session of butt-sex involving Chuck Norris and Zeus, the god of thunder. In Greek his names means "The One Who Fucks Grizzly Bears", while in Latin it simply translates to " Big Dicked Moistener of Vaginas."

The first known historical evidence of Shia LaBeouf dates back to ancient Egypt. It is said that when Shia arrived in the country he immediately fucked all the hot Egyptian pussy. In fact, he fucked them so hard that they all died from internal bleeding. Furious, Shia created 10 plauges to spread across the country. He also freed the Jewish slaves and let them cross the red sea on his gigantic dick. Afterward he left the country and swore that from then on he would only pound chicks hard enough to make their vaginas bleed a little bit. This is the reason women now menstrate.

In the past he has taken on many names and identities. Some of these include Hercules, King Arthur, William Shakespeare, General William Tecumseh Sherman, Walter Cronkite, Smokey the Bear, James Earl Jones, Ted Nugent and Samuel L. Jackson. This does not include the people that Shia himself created. Some examples would be Ron Jeremy, who was forged from a wart on Shia's dick and Michael Moore, who was spawned from a giant shit Shia once took.

Shia's best scientific achievement is easily curing polio. He did this by putting his jizz in a syringe and injecting it into an infected woman. He didn't know she had polio, he just wanted to inject his seamen into her. He is also credited with punching a hole through the ozone layer with his left testicle. His right testicle is responsible for creating the Grand Canyon.

Shia first appeared in his current form in 2000 as Louis Stevens on Even Stevens. Since then he has starred in several amazing films such as Transformers, Disturbia, Eagle Eye, and Holes (which ironically enough was the name of a porn he did under another one of his pseudonyms, Peter North).

Today Shia still roams the earth pounding hot chicks and eating live hand grenades. In fact, I believe that he is currently banging you mom/sister/wife/girlfriend.


Shia LaBeouf has a gigantic dick.

Shia LaBeouf is the greatest actor in the history of actors.

by FannyFondler December 30, 2009

230๐Ÿ‘ 134๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shia LaBeouf

A wise man once said "Just Do It", but wise men don't worry about the little things..

Synonymous with the Aussie saying "She'll Buff" or "She'll be right", this name signifies true Stoicism when used in scenarios of great mishap.

Tom: "Barry! you dinted my Toyota Prius.. fix it now!"
Barry: "Shia LaBeouf!"
Tom: "fine, I'll just do it myself." *thanos click*

by Rewdzi April 22, 2022


Shia Labeouf

The exact moment where you are taking a shit and you fart simultaneously.

I had some mean curry last night. Do you have a toilet brush? Because that toilet needs a serious scrub after my messy Shia Labeouf

by tzchworbus February 26, 2014

21๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shia Labeouf

Shia Labeouf is an american actor sexually affiliated with actor/comdeian Andy Samberg. The two have had an ongoing relationship since April 2007 when they met when Shia hosted SNL.While neither claims to be 100% gay, they claim to be in love. "We have wild and crazy sex!" confirms the boys.Shia and Andy are also known for having threesomes with a "thirs partner"

"Did you hear about those boys at the party?"
"Oh yeah I hear the went totally Shia Labeouf- Andy samebrg!
"Yep, they had wild and crazy guy sex!"

by the third partner March 20, 2009

118๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shia LaBeouf

A Hollywood star, has legendary fights on normal Tuesday nights, is an actual cannibal and has a weird ass ponytail

Gareth: dude did you hear about bill
Bendy Wendy: yeah him and ted are gonna have a massive Shia LaBeouf outside Spar

by GalarCheesepuff April 9, 2020