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the best show ever created? why i do think so.
the shield
Antwon Mitchell: From now on, when I say, "Suck my dick", you say, "You want me to lick your balls, Daddy?"
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a shield is a badge you fucking nerds. though the only real shields are carried by cops and their superiors (sgt, lt, etc), all sorts of random civil servants have shields too.
it's a goddamn shield... if you need an example for this you are fucking retarded.
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Supreme Headquarters International Espionage Law-enforcement Division.
In my previous entry I had forgotten to include the word "Espionage." But, as any devout reader of Marvel Comics can tell you, both definitions are correct as Marvel briefly dropped "Espionage" from SHIELD in the late 1970's. They eventually restored it.
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Shields, or a shield is a 200mg pressed ecstasy tab, and is one of the most common forms of ecstasy, typically bought by beginning drug users as half is a single hit.
"Hey mike, I'm calling John for some shields, 10 a pop. How many you think we'll sell at this event"
"Get fifty, no way I'll be able to get more then that past security"
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1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night Daya ;) ?
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
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Shield, n.: Something to Hide Behind
A shield is an object from behind which one strikes blatantly and maliciously before retreating again behind it to withstand the worst of an assault while he comfortably—and in relative safety—plots when next to strike. See Phalanx In terms to law enforcement, this translates as a malignant entity that betrays local, state or federal laws at the community’s expense, and then when retaliation rears up, hides behind the hard-earned reputation of his comrades in order to let the majority of the blow be lessened on the character of his colleagues, all the while, preserving his own. See Bitch
"You just hit my car!"
Man staggers out of his car.
"It's okay, I'm a cop."
"I don't care if you're a cop, I know you're not on duty--I can smell the alcohol on you. I'm calling 911."
"You see this?" off-duty cop shows his shield. "This says I can do whatever I want, and if you bother me, I'll call for backup and make something up."
"Bitch, call the cops! I'd love to see you explain how you're drunk ass just hit my car!"
"Who do you think they're going to believe, you or a brother? We take care of our own!"
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Supreme Headquarters International Law-enforcement Division.
Fictional super-spy organization from Marvel Comics' "Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD"
This "organization" also provided a thread of continuity within nearly all of Marvel Comics' titles from the mid-1960's until the early 1990's.
"Just as it looked like the end for Captain America, a helicopter full of SHIELD agents showed up in the nick of time!"
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