Shift

French kiss or snog. Used in the north of ireland. Tongues, the boy grabs the girls ass and the girl has her hands around the boys neck. Usually happens with the biy against the wall.

Boy: will you shift my friend?
Girl1: naw

Girl2: aye she will, have him at the wall, I'll get her over

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Shift

Shift is a term usually targeted at teed fiveM players that fuck women in the pussy

I am bad at fiveM I wish I was a shift.

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Shift

Another word for "Stab" or "Shank"

"I'm so serious, I will shift you. xD"

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Shift

A long day spent in your local shiftin pints usually on saturday whilst watchin the football.

My boss : You look rough, Take it you were out last nite!?

Me : yeah it was a good shift

My boss : *walking away shaking his head*

Me : stupid cunt

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Shift

The act of pooping. The sideways shift is the messiest, and the up shift is the most painful.

"Yo Shonak where u goin?"

"I have to shift."

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Shift

Often used to describe a canine defication. The terms origins are disputed: some say that the term was first used in Poole, Dorset; the opposing camp claim Welsh ownership, particularly in the Cardiff area. Shifting is often quantified by both length and number of results Shifting is often associated with profuse gas emissions. These have been called "pre-shifting bodily excercises."

"Alfie needs to go out for a shift."
"That dog can certainly shift, he's laid out 18 inches over three shifts today already"

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Shift

The action of masturbating with a group of males or by yourself.

"hey, what did you end up doing last night?"
"oh, I got bored and took a great shift."

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