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An irreverent and sexy clothing company for people who are neither shy nor nesty. Bribes customers via mass emails to create unique and exciting Urban Dictionary definitions for them with the promise of a Christmas Pickle and/or cash prizes, which, if you think about it, is pretty brilliant guerilla marketing. Tasteless yet tasty, these outfits are perfect for making your in-laws cancel all future plans with you and your family (unless, you know, they're into that kind of weird shit).
Shinesty's Christmas catalog made my grandma faint!
Shinesty is the number one brand that gets everyone aroused with the thought of clothing.
Matching partner attire, comfortable underwear, sex socks... once you get an image of these items and picture them on your spouse, there's no stopping what's about to happen next.
Who knew that Shinesty would be so damn attractive?😍 Even the patterns are delicious🤤
If your spouse doesn't know about Shinesty, fill them in on it and their friends too.
Getting sexually aroused by gandering at attires that remind you of your partner/spouse. In other words, you get horny just by looking at your other half's clothes
I can't control my shinesty when you're not home, your clothes make me want you more.
“Soft, hug your balls in all the right places” underwear.
I get the monthly subscription to Shinesty and my balls thank me.
She thinks I’m packing because of my Shinesty.
Completely comical but clean, cool and comfortable clothing fit for a King & Queen's "crown jewels", keeping quality kids of the coming conception.....aka Shine for their Dynasty; Shinesty.
No heat rash, or sticky funk for us, we're wearing our favorite shinesty.
Undergarments and other fun shit for the naughty bits of naughty people.
Your mom found my Shinesty stash in my dresser and she immediately rubbed one out.
A slightly inappropriate, but equally funny underwear subscription company tailored towards adult men, and women. In addition to underwear, they also sell unique apparel you can rock as a couple in Vegas, at home in the bedroom, or college parties alike. Although their clothing line can be slightly spendy, it is worth it due to the uniqueness of the apparel, and high quality fashion of awesomeness.
Hey man, did you see my new ball hammock undies? I got them from Shinesty. I got BAE a pair, too.
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