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A company that never stops giving. Such as, never stops sending you emails that you can't possibly pass up reading when normally you'd just delete them without thinking twice. A company that never stops giving you a side stitch due to endless hours of laughing on end from their ridiculous banter on their website. A company that gives you the best ball hammock boxer briefs you've ever had (yes you read that right, BALL HAMMOCK). And most importantly, a company that made you waist an hour of your life you'll never get back for finding pickles in their emails to earn free stuff. Buy their stuff folks, you won't regret it.
Have you seen the Big Bang collection on Shinesty's website? Fuckin' hilarious dude!
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American company run by Sir Tobin, a carrier pigeon. Famous for stellar customer service (makes their moms so happy), dirty jokes and even dirtier underwear (in the best possible way). Coined the phrase “ball hammock” (I.e. the happiest place on earth for a man’s bits and pieces).
My husband’s favorite gift for Christmas was his new ball hammocks from Shinesty.
“Soft, hug your balls in all the right places” underwear.
I get the monthly subscription to Shinesty and my balls thank me.
She thinks I’m packing because of my Shinesty.
Shinesty is the silkiest, best damn bulge producing, ball cradling, "I forgot I was wearing" them boxers for men. The hands-down sexiest, sweetest curve enhancing, butt lifting, support the "girls", covers the naughty bits for women. All this and fun patterns that match him and her, him and him, her and her.. hey who cares!!
Are you wearing Shinesty, or are you just happy to see me?
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A brand that really cares about getting you laid, Shinesty is dedicated to making sure you look good and feel good, and your privates are happy. Wearing their underwear is having your little man grapes nuzzled in a hammock of heavenly softness, or your sausage wallet wrapped in cottony bliss.
I really need to get some more ball hammock underwear from Shinesty!
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N. A clothier that will LITERALLY fondle the family jewels just to make a sale; providers of prints raunchier than your mother-in-law after too many Fireball shots
My husband was so excited to get his new ball hammock boxer briefs from Shinesty. Marketing genius!
An irreverent and sexy clothing company for people who are neither shy nor nesty. Bribes customers via mass emails to create unique and exciting Urban Dictionary definitions for them with the promise of a Christmas Pickle and/or cash prizes, which, if you think about it, is pretty brilliant guerilla marketing. Tasteless yet tasty, these outfits are perfect for making your in-laws cancel all future plans with you and your family (unless, you know, they're into that kind of weird shit).
Shinesty's Christmas catalog made my grandma faint!