Shit your eye

When someone is making fun of you and you want to send the person to hell but more! and you don't want to use the f-word.

Carter: Congratulations Mr. Obama for the Nobel Prize. Remind me, what did you get it for?

Obama: Shit your eye!

Carter: Shit your own eye!

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shit my eye

an expression of surprise

"Shit my eye I've run over me dad"

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eye shit

The mucus discharge that accumulates in the corners of one's eyes.

Colloquial for eye discharge, rheum, sleep, or 'sleep in eyes'.

Sherry's got a lot of eye shit after waking up ; she had to wipe it off with her fingers.

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shitting through the eye of a needle

Meaning to have diarrhea, also known as a "chocolate lazer"

Man im shitting through the eye of a needle after all that beer and curry last night!!!

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Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

Projectile Diahorrea condition

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

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Stinky Shit-eye

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.

"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.

Fuck out, with your stinky shit-eye.

Shit eyeing

Like shit talking but through eye contact

I can see Christie and Chloe shit eyeing me whenever I talk.